by the time you read this...i will be watching television.
i love television!!!
television is so awesome that it hurts my toes. sometimes when i'm not watching television, i say to myself "why the fuck am i not watching television right now?!" and then do you know what i do? i watch television because i'm smart/not dumb! yes, television certainly has it all: programs, commercials, brightness/contrast controls - wow!
check THIS out: once there was a group of scientists and the scientists were geniuses. but not even regular geniuses. they were super-geniuses. they would go to these lame genius parties where all the regular geniuses hung out and they would be like "so you guys think you're geniuses, huh?" and the regular geniuses would be like "yea, we do" and the super-genius scientists would be like "psh...bullcrap" and the regular geniuses would be like "why you hatin'?" and the super-genius scientists would be like "cuz check this out" and then they would say all this shit that was so super-smart, the regular geniuses would all start crying like little baby girls with
ear infections and the super-genius scientists anticipated this would happen (cuz they're that smart) so they brought diapers with them and were like "hey little crying babies, you better put these on" and guess what! the crying regular geniuses did because they didn't even give a crap any more!!! anyway, those super-genius scientists conducted this study to find out why television was so fucking intensely bad-ass. they spent $50 million and it took six years and you know what their conclusion was? nobody even knows cuz the super-genius scientists never published their findings cuz they were like "fuck science - we're watching programs on television"!!! damn straight!
if it's good enough for super-genius scientists it's good enough for me and it should be good enough for you so turn off your stupid computer you stupid nerd-babies and turn on your television and watch a program right fucking now!
FUCK YEA!
television is so awesome that it hurts my toes. sometimes when i'm not watching television, i say to myself "why the fuck am i not watching television right now?!" and then do you know what i do? i watch television because i'm smart/not dumb! yes, television certainly has it all: programs, commercials, brightness/contrast controls - wow!
check THIS out: once there was a group of scientists and the scientists were geniuses. but not even regular geniuses. they were super-geniuses. they would go to these lame genius parties where all the regular geniuses hung out and they would be like "so you guys think you're geniuses, huh?" and the regular geniuses would be like "yea, we do" and the super-genius scientists would be like "psh...bullcrap" and the regular geniuses would be like "why you hatin'?" and the super-genius scientists would be like "cuz check this out" and then they would say all this shit that was so super-smart, the regular geniuses would all start crying like little baby girls with
ear infections and the super-genius scientists anticipated this would happen (cuz they're that smart) so they brought diapers with them and were like "hey little crying babies, you better put these on" and guess what! the crying regular geniuses did because they didn't even give a crap any more!!! anyway, those super-genius scientists conducted this study to find out why television was so fucking intensely bad-ass. they spent $50 million and it took six years and you know what their conclusion was? nobody even knows cuz the super-genius scientists never published their findings cuz they were like "fuck science - we're watching programs on television"!!! damn straight!if it's good enough for super-genius scientists it's good enough for me and it should be good enough for you so turn off your stupid computer you stupid nerd-babies and turn on your television and watch a program right fucking now!
FUCK YEA!
posted by trent at 10:42 PM
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