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10 Interesting Facts About Burritos

• burritos first appeared in 1984 at a truck stop taco bell just outside of des moines, iowa.
• burritos are often referred to as "nature's calculator" because they are naturally skilled at figuring out square roots.
• never try to play "chutes and ladders" with a burrito. they get really intense about it.
• eskimos have over 32 words for "burrito".
• burritos mate for life.
• burritos use sonar to catch their prey which consists mostly of taquitos and lesser burritos.
• burritos have recently become a popular food in mexico. except there, they call them "bananas americanos" and they're served with mayonaise!!! get real, mexico!!!
• burritos are illegal in iraq. now do you see where these people are coming from?
• in a test conducted on males ages 14-32 at the new england institute for cancer research, burritos have been found to affect your risk for testicular cancer in absolutly no way.
• many people in america seem to think that burritos are "delicious". this is a common misconception. they are, in all actuallity, "fucking awesome".