heavens to betsy

Yesterday, some fine upstanding citizen took it upon themselves to break into my automobile. I'm still not exactly sure how, as no windows were broken and the locks didn't look fucked with and I'm 100% sure that I locked it but whatever. Anywho, they tore everything out of my glove box and the center console thing and emptied out my backpack and made my already disgusting vehicle even dirtier. At first I was like "bummer" and then I remembered I had some movies in there from Hollywood Video and I realized they were gone and I was like "bummer" and I started looking around to see what else was gone and then I was like "rad" cuz nothing else was missing and then I thought about it for a minute and I was like "BUMMER". This dude/these dudes broke into my car. Basically, they could have taken anything they wanted. For free. And nothing was gone. My crappy stereo wasn't even touched. The ignition hadn't been fucked with so they didn't try to steal the piece of shit car itself. I have nothing of value that anyone wants and not only can I not give it away, people won't even steal it if they have the chance. The only thing worth taking, evidently, was something that was, for all intents and purposes, loaned to me. Enjoy March of the Penguins, dickheads, and thanks for reminding me of how much everything I have sucks.