crockpots and whiffle balls

Everyone's always coming up to me and going like "hey Trent, what do you think you would look like if you were a Leggo guy?" and "say Trent, have you ever wondered what you'd look like if you were a Leggo guy?" and retarded shit like "gee whiz, Trent, if you were a Leggo guy, what do you think you'd look like?" and utterly insipid bullshit like "hey Trent, what's the best way to get to Planned Parenthood from the Las Vegas Bowling Supply Inc.?" Well you know what motherfuckers? I'm fucking SICK OF IT. HERE YOU FUCKING GO:

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NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.